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Bolton Wanderers And That
We’re Bolton and we’re barmy and we’re on the piss tonight. A short jaunt up the road for this FA Cup fourth round tie is a good opportunity to see […]
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Bolton Wanderers 1 Everton 2
The deafening noise at the end of this fourth round FA Cup tie was the sound of scores of internet match reporters furiously pressing ‘delete’. When John Heitinga replaced Nikica […]
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Oldham Athletic 2 Everton 2
When you write these match reports they start to form in your head as the game nears the end. Deep into injury time at Boundary Park the tone of this […]
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Norwich and Oldham and Reading and Moyes and That
After the Norwich City game a massive case of ‘better fucking things to do’ kicked in, hence no update for a bit. There’s only so many ways you can describe […]
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Everton 0 Wigan Athletic 3
Right then. The ‘narrative’ of this season has generally been all about Everton playing well but not killing teams off and paying the consequences with monotonous regularity. This FA Cup […]
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Everton 4 Queens Park Rangers 0
Previously, on This Is Not Football… Right, so after we got beat by Sunderland we had a hard game against Southampton, especially with a couple of big players suspended, but […]
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Stevenage Preview
Right then, first thing’s first. Own up. Come on, we’re not going on until you do. One of you knows who it was. According to the admin tools of this […]
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Stevenage and the Derby and That
‘Don’t look down, lad. Don’t look down. I’ve got some good news for you and some bad news. The good news is that it’s not soft tissue damage…’ The tale […]
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Swansea City Preview FA Cup Special
Let’s win this sucker for Ric Wee. With home advantage, at least two of the ‘big guns’ going out and Continue reading →
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Chelsea Preview (and Swansea and that)
Apart from mad twattings, open goal misses by Hugo Rodallega and hilarious Steven Caldwell mishaps at the back, Roberto Martinez’s Continue reading →
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